is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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