Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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