ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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