Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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