Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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