Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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