she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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