you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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