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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I want to be your penis for a week.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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