? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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