Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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