is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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