census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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