would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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