There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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