you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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