I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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