I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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