why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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