So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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