my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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