The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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