I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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