i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
