have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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