Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
