Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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