She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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