What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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