He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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