You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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