I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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