yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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