I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
