allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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