My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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