Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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