Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize
