The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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