I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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