Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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