due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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