this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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