I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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