Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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