who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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