There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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