The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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