do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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