guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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